untexting:

it’s so sad when you crave someone you can’t have

(via significunts)

cockringtoss:

hearing teachers swear keeps me young

(via hi)

nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

(via lohanthony)

vagisodium:

i am too young to have this many embarrassing memories

(Source: trashboat, via guy)

sonicpinballparty:

mcbushpig:

when i was 8 i drew this comic about two girls kissing and my mom was out raged and i thought it was because my art wasn’t good enough so i kept trying to draw girls kissing and she sent me to therapy and my therapist tried explaining homosexuality to me and i didn’t even know what that had to do with my art skills

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(Source: snails135, via superwholock-kid)

westernkanye:

my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman

(via superwholock-kid)

rnedia:

trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on

(Source: neptunain, via hotboyproblems)